Why Myspace Sucks
After using Myspace for an extended period of time certain things began to annoy me. Some things have to do with the design of the site while others have to do with its users and the asinine things they do on here. So I went on a mission clicking through friends’ of friends’ of friends’ profiles and making note of the idiotic shit I see. Here’s a not so brief list.
1.Bulletins:
While it’s a great feature, adults and seemingly intelligent people revert into retarded 14 year old girls*. when it comes to this feature, I honestly want to back hand them Ike style every time I log into Myspace.
(A) Chain letters: Nobody gives a damn about chain letters. If you don’t re post a chain letter and something bad does happen to you, it isn’t because you didn’t re post. That’s just life. Oh, and even if you do re post…your mom is still going to die. While I’m at it, Tom is one rich mother fucker. He wipes his ass with 100 bills. Would you shut down a service that provided you with an unlimited supply of toilette paper?
(B) Surveys: To be fair, Surveys are Okay, but only in moderation. To those of you whom post multiple surveys daily, I have news, no one really fuckin’ cares what color shirt your wearing or if you’ve kissed the 3rd person on your top 8….and they definitely don’t want to hear it over and over again, day in and day out. Give it up. if your going to do surveys why not limit them to unique and interesting. Stuff people might actually enjoy reading. I want to know who the hell are the people writing those fucking things?
(C) Auto-posters: The new Auto post bulletins are gay. Your new awesome profile tracker you got and those ‘lol this is so funny Rotmflmao hahaa!!!!11″ titled bulletins are nothing but a viral marketing ploy. If your stupid enough to fall for those more than once then at lease be a sport and go back and delete your sub-sequent auto-posted Bullshit so the rest of us don’t have to see it. If you don’t delete them then your just asking for more advertising spam to clog up your bulletin spaces.
(D) Properness: what makes up a good bulletin. Let’s look at the official meaning of the word first. “Bulletin - 1. A brief report, especially an official statement on a matter of public interest 2. A brief update or summary of current news” yeah, I know, that’s to complicated for you guys. Boils down to: Post something interesting or post some sort of news. Even if it turns out to be ‘not so interesting’ or ‘old news’ to the reader, at least you tried, you’re miles ahead of those other douche bags*1.
2.Profiles: Every ones little corner in cyberspace. How many times do you hear “Check out my Myspace” Sure, No problem, I’d be happy to if it was worth my time.
(A) Content: So you got a Myspace profile and on it you don’t have any fucking info about yourself. Fill the fuckers out. Tom in his infinite wisdom made it easy enough that a monkey could successfully make a Myspace page. I don’t know how many times I’ve been directed to a persons Myspace page and the ‘about me’ and ‘who I’d like to meet’ sections are completely blank. That is the bread and butter of your page and you put nothing there but the link to whatever profile editor you used? morons. even worse than that, some people post a long fucking survey about themselves. What’s the problem, you can’t form paragraphs or do you just think people like reading long lists? Another thing, Adopted Virtua Pets should be put to sleep immediately! That brings me to the who I’d like to meet section, I’m pretty fucking sure it wasn’t meant to be used for celebrities. oh, what’s that? you want to meet Lindsay Lohan and titty fuck her? Well who the fuck doesn’t.
(B)Design: Granted not everyone is a web designer and you do get points for customization but…. The fucking flashing, glittering, dripping, text images needs to go away. Are you deliberately trying to give your visitors a seizure? Transparency sure it’s nice little feature but when it gets to the point when you can’t read or see a god damn thing but the background, you gone to far. The resolution used by most people is 1024X768 If you insist on posting images and videos all over the damn place, fine, but having to side scroll a page is a pain in the ass. Redo you profile or re size your F’ing pictures.
3.Pictures: Wether posted in your pics for all to see or hosted on a server to be used in a comment. everyone has pictures somewhere on their page.
(A) My Pics: First of all, only 12 pic’s? Tom you’re a fucking stingy bastard. WTF, why not give us more. It’s a pain in the ass to remove old pictures with comments because we’ve hit the max. Since it is stuck at 12, try to very your pics up. Whats the point of having all your pics look the same. Put a date on your pictures. We know your really fat now, so instead of trying to pretend your not fat by posting old pictures, Place a date on them. It’s a surefire way to judge how much cottage cheese your legs probably have now. Be yourself. If your Ugly, Fat, Gay, Whore, Disfigured, Bald it’s fine. Be proud of it. Post Images of it. Tell the rest of the world to go fuck themselves if they don’t like your god damned picture. People can see clearly through the fakes anyway, so why try?
(B) Hosts: 3 words. Photobucket.com (yes that’s one word fucker) Fucking Sucks. How many times have you seen the bandwith exceeded picture? Sign up with Flickr.com that shit never happens with images hosted with them and the features are just plain better.
4.Videos: The one thing that bothers me about videos are the people who insist on having multiple auto-play videos on their page. Those same people often have a Myspace audio track on there as well. who can’t watch 3 videos and listen to 4 audio tracks at the same fucking time?
5.Top Friends: 8 to 12 to 16. What the fuck, whats next, a top 100 friends? How many ‘best’ friends can a person fucking have? It should have been a simple ‘top 10′ and god forbid you get taken off the list and replaced by another person. That’s like the new way to bitch slap a mother fucker silly. I’ve seen a girl become Irate because some guy she was banging took her off his top list and I’ve been bitched at by people because they are not on my top list. You people are crazier than I am.
6.Comments: Stop posting the seizure inducing images and pictures that obviously break the page layout, learn how to resize the photos. Videos with audio, see item 4.
7.Cam Whores: This has got to be the funniest thing. Wow, this extremely hot girl wants to be your friend. Says she lives local and she wants you to check out her cool web cam! Sweet, you might get laid. Time to wake up fool, if you fall for all those friend requests, it will ultimately lead to you paying $12.95 and jacking off to some cracked out middle aged whore in Prague via her web cam. I don’t get it, there is plenty of free porn to be found (*cough* purextc.com *cough*) yet they keep popping up. Next time you get one of these, check out the profile and there will be comments like “hey girl, hit me up” “thanks for the add” like she’s doing you a fucking favor by trying to sell you shit. These fucking idiots. I wish it was legal to shoot people.
*Your friends can be referred to as any one of the following (Asshole, Bitch, Cock, Douchebag, Fucker, Idiot, Moron, Loser, Prick, Shithead) provided they retain the right to call you as such in return. This list is not complete. Extra points are given to those who can come up with more entertaining,varied or combined names. IE:’Shitbag Cockbite’
Edit 08/07/2006: The fact that I’m an illiterate high school dropout, drunk at the time of writing, and too lazy to edit this fucking post for two months, might tell you one thing: My readers can be assholes. In short, I fixed some goddamn spelling errors. Thanks for staying till the end, read the comments, you guys left some good gripes I had missed.
Well this has to be one of the funniest, yet brilliantly honest accounts of what myspace is. It’s faults do run amuck. You have just gained yourself a reader.
Indeed.
This is exactly why I do not use MySpace or any other sort of “blogging” feature.
Nice job.
Soo true! .. but you missed the “myspace laags” .. their bandwith does not support the number of users!
And you missed the bandwidth leechers… Never mind Photobucket, most of the retards have never heard of Flickr either. Wankers.
Basic Math:
Turtle > Myspace Loading Times…
This is fucking good shit, I enjoyed the cam whore part!! Cracked out middle aged whore in Prague via web cam. haha
preach it my friend
great stuff that’s why i went to live digital better site for sharing media with friends
You could do with learning to spell. Apart from that, not too bad.
6/10
You forgot the people who are on some sort of moral mission….and put out like, 6 bulletins in a 1 hour timeframe about politics, old Amber Alerts, myspace censoring bulletins that are *IMPORTANT* because they are about current events and that person has the *RIGHT* to post them! OMG!
Ha ha yes. Yes yes
I feel somehow lighter - better even. Ha ha ha. I don’t check out the other mens’ pages, but I’ve had just about all I can take of Boyz, shopping, partying and (LOL) ‘having fun’. Yes - here is a person who enjoys enjoying things! Remarkable. And the ones that have their tongue pierced and so put a photograph of themselves sticking their tongue out. Well done, nice work, congratulations etc etc. So contrived, and self-conscious, and tiresome, and depressing, and asinine, and ahh fuck it.
So true, anyone in their right mind who wants to share a few pages of their interest with similar people will use StumbleUpon for Firefox, its not full of dick heads, it works well, and it actually has a lot to offer.
When the web was young, servers teemed with apallingly badly put together pages of banal facts about miscellaneous uninteresting people and their dogs and their collections of china rabbits and their blink text and pictures of their feet. Myspace keeps the monkeys in the jar. Virtual crayons ftw. Nuff said.
very true very true. most everything is all true. but thats only why myspace is bad. if u know how to use a myspace ONLY people you know not like 200 peeple that you randomly found. like have say 50 friends for myspace. its not all that bad. i know what you mean about myspace. but all in all its not to bad
Myspace sucks. I hate it with a passion and only ever made an account just to look at a friend’s pictures
Thanks for all the comments!
I was suprised to see so many comments on this though, it was written awile back. Who do I owe a thanks to for the traffic.
I think you owe a thanks to google.. =)
Hey man I’m with you! I recently had to change my name temporarily to “No I do not want to view your Slut Cam!” because I was getting overloaded with those fucking accounts. One thing you forgot is if the person has a short paragraph under the about me and at t he bottom their IM address. ITS A FUCKING FAKE ACCOUNT!! God damn I want to shoot those fuckers too lol. Ohh and hey…check out my Myspace http://www.myspace.com/blindmotive
I would say you owe some of the traffic to StumbleUpon. That’s how I found it. I also hate myspace and facebook for the same reasons. Apparently the only real thing different about facebook is that there are no camera whores. You still have the fucktards in large masses though.
Honestly, how has Myspace grown so rampant? It is almost completely useless. The only good thing it has going for it is that it can link people in careers, such as music. The problem is, myspace is so full of useless people that this has lost its entire purpose. For god’s sakes, how many absolutely shitty bands can possibly be crammed down your throat, and all of them seem to be “friends”. Myspacer’s, if you want friends, go find some god damn friends. People are everwhere, you dont have to find them through your remote networks. I hope myspace dies. Very quickly. It is degrading everyone who uses it, and its just stupid.
I agree with you, but you seem to have a problem with proper usage of apostrophes.
Sorry about the bad spelling and puntuation errors. normally when I write things like this, Im in the process of getting drunk or well past drunk….like right now.
Again, Im just glad a few of you guys got some laughs out of it regardless of my piss-poor use of the english language.
please continue to post some gripes here. some of the comments are great!
also, have a look at a few storys in the non-fiction section. if you thought this was funny, you might enjoy some of those aswell.
well ur rant is a bit annoying… what else can i say without u going off on me for putting u down… get over it… dont go to myspace, retard..
its another profile site with more options than others and less options than others… let the babys have their bottle and let the others hit it…
Here’s a great primer to teach our children with - the lesson? ‘Kids, STAY OFF MYSPACE!’.
Great article!
I wouldn’t let my dog on MySpace, it’s for retards, and child molesters.
Sad thing is, a local girl was raped and murdered by someone she met on there.
Keep your kids safe, use parental controls and supervise them when online. Never let your guard down.
Guard? WTF?
How about not raising a dumb fuck in the first place? The first thing any responsible parent should do is give their child a tour of the myriad pages devoted solely to keeping people safe on the Internet.
I’m fucking sick of this ‘OMG ITS NOT THE PARENTS FAULT THEY AREN’T TECH LITERATE!’
What? Like I should care if they aren’t tech literate. If they’re going to pay for their kids to have Internet access its nothing to do with being tech literate, its to do with at least knowing SOMETHING about what you’re paying for. I wouldn’t buy a car repair shop if I knew nothing about cars now would I?
Hahaha I could not agree more. I hate MySpace. I don’t need to see what my best friend looks like and I’m sick of being forced to write comments like…”oh, you’re sexy.” because someone has a picture of themselves in a fucking bikini.
It’s just a place for people to whore themselves and for 13 year old girls to get potentially molested by their “friends” they met on MySpace.
Ah lemme tell you how much I hate myspace…. but I don’t have that kind of space. Anyhoo, all I really have to say is it’s gay as fuck and so is a part of everyone that has one and is on it EVERY FUCKING DAY. I think I should stop there… Good job tho.
i use myspace a lot
but i can see a lot of your points
i think myspace is quite good, unless you are one of those stupid people who do the stuff that you wrote about.
lol nice grammar.
check out my myspace! at myspace.com/
only joking bye kisses mwahmwah
Personally, I agree with everything you said here. However, I use myspace on a daily basis to communicate with real friends I met in the real world. Also, I don’t know if it’s just me, but your website doesn’t scroll very well on my computer. It’s rather sluggish.
check out my BAND! check out my MOVIE! check out tom cruise’s fucking MYSPACE!!! make friends with people who have 400000000 friends and get messages from people who live in your area who you don’t know and don’t care about!! i just don’t get it…
The best is the Extended Network feature, Tom in his infinite wisdom automatically adds himself as your first friend when you sign up, So even if you delete him EVERYONE is in your extended network.
i think that the worst part of myspace is that the morons running it use 1 fucking windows server
I found this using StumbleUpon, and damn, that’s some funny shit there. Rants by intelligent people always bring a smile to my face
and really nice background btw, i like how the borders are clear.
and for whoever said it’s sluggish, get a better connection you fool.
Ha, hilarious. When the page was loading i almost though that you had annoying ‘text moves instead of background’ features that myspace seems to have kicked off. Thank god it isn’t.
I would also like to note that the scrolling down webpages aren’t annoying, its the god damn sideways scrolling ones.
Well said.
I stopped reading this after I found a grammatical mistake then I could tell you’re an idiot. “your” and “you’re” are 2 diffrent things. “You’re” is the contraction of you are.
Jesus my son, shut the fuck up! Welcome to the internet.
I do agree with Jesus. When i saw the grammatical error with “your” and “you’re” I could also tell that he did seem like an idiot. However I kept on reading and I still found it to be funny. Kudos.
Great piece, but you forgot the one about people who use a background photo that (a) doesn’t tile, (b) looks like shit when its set to not scroll with the page, (c) assume everyone uses 800×600, and tile an image that should not be tiled. I use 1600×1200, so I can forgive most poorly tiled images, but some of these are rediculous, and make my head hurt.
Incidentally, I like the tropical rainforest background here, but it, too, doesn’t tile well in 1600×1200. At least its centered, but I have about 400 pixels of extra image on both sides of my screen.
My URL is a decently done MySpace: Mine. Although the little cool-looking shockwave clock makes scrolling kinda jumpy. Or that may be that the MySpace profile template blows.
And of course, like an idiot, I forgot to actually *put in* the URL.
Oh, and another thing: People who can’t be bothered to think up a decent name for their myspace. “What’s your myspace?” “www.myspace.com/73670347″ Why? It takes two seconds…
Wow.. that was entertaining!!! And so true.
My friend got a myspace page recently and I almost snapped and strangled her for doing it. It’s stupid and obnoxious and she won’t shut up about it. GAH! I HATE myspace! Do we got a hacker working on that yet, anybody, anybody?
an anagram of myspace is fuckingretard
i owe my read to stumbleupon
thought i like myspace, i agree with the faults
funny shit
Well, Since this is still getting comments and all, One, i have a myspace. I agree with what you say, but some of it you could just blantly ignore you know? I mean who the hell cares if someone posts a bulletin of nonsense. DO NOT OPEN IT AND IGNORE IT! So what if people have shiny flashing dancing texts on their myspace. DO NOT GO TO IT. Common sense against common sense. If you hate it dont use it. If you want others to stop using it, too bad they wont. Cause in my honest opinion, its a nice website to use to talk to real friends and other friends like people on this website ;). It is like Aol Instant Messenger except delayed. It is also like mail. So instead of using mail you could just use this. Simple yet efficent. But hey, i know how ya feel. It does get annoying, but simply ignore it. You don’t need to rant about it.
Oh and for all who says myspace sucks…. Ever tried it?
Wow…i agree with everything said. My biggest problem is how fake everyone is. “Oh my god…you look so sexy in that shirt.” It’s like a high school cheerleader clique from hell. Also, how quickly you can alienate all your “real” friends by removing them from your Top 8. So, we’ve been friends in real life for 10 years, but apparently I’m not match for Tom and the lame ass band you like.
I hate My Space, the minute I fall asleep my husband is on there. he says it is to keep in touch with old friends…whatever happened to the telephone??
http://www.myspace.com/bubblosophisticolicious
Funny stuff, and true…but I still enjoy MySpace. Met some interesting people on there.
There are some cool new grassroots sites out there like my new site, http://www.clubyeah.com
It’s free to join and has a cool concept. It’s worth checking out. It’s not some big corporate thing.
I wish, for once, someone could write a truly critical myspace ‘rant’ without the useless profanities. There themseleves are a “viral marketing ploy” in order to score a cheap laugh.
An insipid article, crafted, by what only one could assume as a “lesser” person with the obligitory use of the english dialect.
Shamefull useless waste of bandwith.
i did think about removing the profanity the next day (after i was sober) but I thought people might actually take the piece seriously if I did… gee, I’m really glad you liked it.
Well, the EngProf uses improper grammar and certainly can’t spell. roflmao
Awesome post, but how did you forget music in profiles?
I think MySpace is a waste of time. I don’t use blogging services because so many of them either can’t handle the traffic there or they limit what you can do there.
I loved your comments about the bulletins, photos, & videos.
when i first joined myspace, about a year before it got really big, i thought that it was soo cool. but now, it’s dumb- there’s all these people in their mid 30’s and 40’s and 50’s trying to be all hip by getting a myspace. it’s really creepy- i had some sixty year old guy tell me that i was sexy- im 18!! plus, all of these slutty 10 year olds are getting on myspace and uggh! need i say more? if u have a myspace, then i think u know what i mean. if not, well, pay attention to what everyone’s saying, cuz they’ve hit the nail on the head.
piss on myspace
myspace is worse than jesus
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i think that people with alot a friends are stupid if you can get 150 from other places and u don’t freakin kno them wtf! u don’t know if they some pervert ass niggas that your friend found whiling searching for the person and didn’t know if the person was the person they were looking for or not?
omg u rock! i hate myspace honestly there absolutly NO POINT!!!!!!! it’s like “oh i have a myspace i’m so cool leave me a comment and i’ll have sex with you”, blah, or “i have 358887589690 friends but only know 3,” slike, wft is this shit you know? is there really any overall reason to have a myspace other then rubbing your nipples in a digital camera’s face to get more ppl taking to u???? and what’s with the lil 6th graders haveing a myspace??? i remember 6th grade well, and the only gaddamn shit that we ever did was chase boys around trying to kiss them!!!! now they all are like “well, i might look 11 but i’m really 16,” shit! what kinda 16 yr old wears a double A, bitches?
and anouther thing!!!!
how can you possibly spend every damn waking moment checking messeges!? i don’t care if you’re tom’s like, millionth gf! NOBODY has to be on myspace 24/7 looking for more friends to add or more 40 yr old prix to cyber with….
don’t
get
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started
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cybering
okay i did it once or twice i’ll admit, but COMON! it’s not that great, even if you ARE a vergin, or a pediphile, or some hoarny teenage dude! cyber sux balls if u wanna be pleasuring sum fugly cunt so bad why don’t u just waltz up to there house and say “hey uamf (Ugly Ass Mother Fucker) wanna rape me cuz i’m a hoarny bastard,”
yea so
whateve
like my opinion
really matters
God, my boss heard about this THING from somewhere and wanted me to see if we could start a space for our business. So I signed up for a personal account to see how it worked (until that point I’d only heard about it on the news and I don’t really care much about what teenagers are doing.)
In all honesty I wasn’t impressed. The design templates are dull and difficult to work with and it takes forever for any changes to show up. We have a girl here who is totally immersed in it (she’s twenty I think) and she’s always asking me to help her with the code. I finally directed her to a help page to get her off my back. Seriously, why not just put up a damn webpage? Maybe I’m just old.
I pretty much ignored the account since I signed up, but I still get emails saying that some sexy girl wants me to check her out. Why the hell do these people think I’m a guy?
I’ve been looking around at other’s criticisms and came across someone’s page who claimed that there is some wording in the MySpace agreement that says that MySpace can use whatever you upload to their server free and clear. No royalties, no copyrights.
I sure as hell won’t let my boss entertain this notion.
Excellent post! I’ve wandered through myspace a couple of times, laughing at all the morons…kids…middle-aged ‘adults’…fucking stupid, stupid, stupid.
Excellent rant! Could not have said it better myself!
-Mike
i thankfully have never signed up for myspace or any social networking website… including digg, and the like… just doesnt make sense to me. I do however use StumbleUpon on a daily basis. Thats how I found this article.
And because of this article, and many like it, I feel good about myself for never setting ‘foot’ near myspace.
The problem with fad’s is that they get overused very quickly, and lose the appeal that got them to be a fad in the first place. That is what has happened to myspace, and it will happen to youtube, digg, delicious, and whatever the fuck else out there that is the fad these days.
awesome!!! Well documented info. You fucking rule
i will sue you
i’m beginning to hate myspace. Here are 5 reasons:
5. friends counter- by the time i reported it, it shows more friends than the normal friends i have. each time i report it, they do not fix it.
4. error messages- each time I try to add a friend, it ALWAYS shows the message “an error has been occurred…”
3. fake new friend requests/messages announcements- as i click the link mailbox shows nothing.
2. top friends- when you sign up, suddenly appears the mastermind behind this: Tom.
And number 1 of my 5 reasons to hate myspace is…
1. fake intention of making friends- people on the profiles show their intention of making friends. when you click on the add friend button you are awaiting for an approval. a couple of days later you check the pending requests and you notice that the request disappeared. (if the user denies the request, user is not notified. ok) But people who are in myspace to meet new friends and they deny your request even if you have same intentions as them are phonies -it happened me with 2 guys of Puerto Rico and a girl from California, snobby people, they suck-.
I am considering quitting my membership from myspace.
Nailed on the head!
The newest thing I found was it says I have new messages and then I go into the inbox and it states it’s showing 1 of 12 messages yet there are none there - I emailed them about it and their response was essentially - yeah whatever, we know already have some patience.
The whole system is buggy!
eBay went through this for a little while - everything was buggy and touchy especially in firefox!
Enjoyed the post!
agree totaly myspace.com sucks its a bad anti social website nice true site
MYSPACE.COM SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN!
Who cares if he didn’t spell right….get over it.
Anyways I just wanted to say Thank You, for posting this delightful opinion. It made me smile.
I hate myspace for all the fake people…but its not my life.
WHOEVER WROTE THAT LONG FUCKING PARAGRAPH IS A STUPID ASS FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. WHO GIVES A FLIPPING FUCK WHAT U THINK ABOUT MYSPACE?! NOT THAT SOMEONE THE STUFF U WROTE THAT PEOPLE DO DOESN’T ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME, BUT DO U HEAR ME COMPLAINING, OR WRITING A LONG ASS PARAGRAPHS ABOUT IT? IF IT BOTHERS U THAT BAD, JUST DELETE THE MOTHER FUCKERS OFF UR LIST! WOW, EVER THINK OF THAT?! I MEAN, REALLY, COME ON NOW, GROW THE FUCK UP.
BTW THAT ISN’T MY REAL EMAIL ADDRESS, IT’S JUST A FAKE ONE I MADE UP. BUT U DIDN’T REALLY THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY LEAVE MY REAL ONE, NOW DID U?
BTW MYSPACE IS LIKE THE BEST FUCKING WEBSITE LIKE EVER INVENTED!
thanks for sharing.
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ALRiGHT HUN. FiRST OFF. TOM iSNT THE ONE iN CHARGE OF MYSPACE [[SO GET YOUR SHiT STRAiGHT]] AND SECOND OFF. MYSPACE iS LiKE THE BEST WEBSiTE EVER OR MiLLiONS OF PEOPLE WOULDNT BE ON iT RiGHT NOW. HAHA SO STFU. AND YOUR LiKE COMPLAiNiNG ABOUT THE PiCTURES AND EVERYTHiNG. WELL. iT SEEMS LiKE YOU HAVE ONE. WELL WHATEVER. HAHA BYEE
YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!
MYSPACE IS THE BEST BITCH!
FUCK YOUU!
wow. 3 people comment in a row. all of them used caps and the same IP.
Either I offended a family of inbreeds or, just one idiot unsuccessfully tried to be witty.
It doesn’t matter. Thanks for sharing.
I recently cancelled my MySpace account and as I thought that it was going to be an easy process, I had to verify twice on the website, once by email, and once again on their website. To top it off, I recieved a message that I had to wait 48 hours for my account to be deleted.
With hassles like this, who needs them quite frankly. The process reminds me of the AOL incident earlier this year.
YOU TELL IT !!!! THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST FUNNIEST THING I HAVE YET READ ABOUT MYSPACE.
For those of you immature faggots who feel the need to type in all caps and type like you’re 5 years old, go take a nap and drink some apple juice after you are done watching Barney. Myspace sucks, and the only reason it has so many members is due to the fact that it’s a stupid fad and they spend way to much money advertising it. To the author of this article, you are a wise person. One of the few who realizes what is really going on. I mean, the way the serious Myspacers act on Myspace is so dumb. “WH0RE ME!!11!!!” “ADD ME!!!” “MYSPACE R0CKZ S0 MUCH. i L0VE iT”, adding everybody in sight, posting stupid bulletins that take up every one’s bulletin space, etc.
Lovely rant.
I agree. There was a girl I saw recently who obviously used other peoples’ pictures, she claimed to be two completely different looking pale gothy girls and then used some porn picture of someone’s tanned ass. Haha…
Wow, “FUCK YOU STFU” is really incredibly witty.
myspace has one very clean and neat user interface, don’t tell it’s ugly because it’s super user friendly, and beautifuly designed for a new era of cyber life.
and i also wish to see beautifuly designed 404 error when i type http://www.myspace.com in my cyber engine
say it
MySpace is the root of all (ok, most) evil. It creates unnecessary drama and will eventually ruin your life if you let the beast in. http://www.myspaceruinslives.com
Every time a MySpace account is created, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
wow…um i rly like this like alot. I agree with you on alot of it and if it werent so…uh…mean i would repost it (haha on myspace) so that people would stop doing some of the shit on there.
also
it made me feel way stupid bc ive done some of the things youve mentioned and i was all ahh >.
also…people who are like going crazy and are getting hella mad…yeah idk its kinda stupid to say things like “STFU MYSPACE IS THE BEST EVER” and “WHOEVER WROTE THAT LONG FUCKING PARAGRAPH IS A STUPID ASS FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT” yeah no…this is their opinion…not that i completely agree with it but its not for u to decide if they are wrong or not and if you dont like then you can post a new paragraph about how its so great. I like myspace alot but there are some weak points and no i dont think its all myspaces fault…i think its the people on it…some people should like lay off the drugs and caffine and bring down the flashy blinking skitzo thing and if someone falls for something extremely stupid then thats them…its rly stupid to get all ruffled up tho bc someone said they thought something you didnt like had some issues and in their opinion they disliked it…you shouldnt get mad about something and think that just posting a comment showing how pissed you are is making anyone feel bad…seriously…do something about it..like i said b4 make your own
but yeah like i said i like myspace alot…and am on it everyday to check my messages and stuff…it doesnt control my life or anything just its a more fun way to connect with people…if you want to see mine go to http://www.myspace.com/daydreamgrl1425…ive had it for little over a year and ive had no problems with it…not rly…a few technical errors but yeah
ps. Myspace is run by a huge company..its not just tom…thats how they can relate to the people on the site and make it seem more…friendly and platonical and stuff
I am so fed up with MySpace…
I am unfortunate enough to have to share a connection with someone who is on MySpace in every moment of their free time. on a 512 Kb/s connection due to the sheer amount of crap that is streamed off of people’s pages (Music, Videos, Pictures etc. etc.), I’m often left waiting over a minute for just a webpage to load. I also play online games, and I have recorded my latency going to nearly 2000ms (seriously).
It’s just a stupid fad that’s gotten out of hand. My hatred has grown substancially for this ridiculous website and the people who are using it on my connection.
Yeah Myspace sucks. I used to be on it quite a bit. It’s just a bunch of messed up people…right. I started out with alot of friends. Yeah, it’s a good way to keep in touch, but if half of the people don’t even talk to you anyways…What’s the point in having it. The other half just want to be stupid and start some dumb ass bullshit they know nothing about. So I say screw myspace. Fake people…if you want to get to know them. Do something else. It’s just a waste or space in this already fucked up world.
(In society anymore there are too many followers and the ones leading are fucking retarded.)
I agree with the video/mp3/music you wrote about. One song please. Overloading your shit will not make people go to your page. It just tells us that you are dumb and don’t know what in the hell your doing. If that’s the case do you even need to be touching a computer?
…End of my rant.
I love what you wrote. For the people that don’t like it. You know where the bridge is right? Go jump off of it. We need another idiot on this planet, like we need another “myspace mirror shot”(stupid ass shit). Oh and who cares if she fucked your boyfriend. Maybe you should be worring about him instead of your MYSPACE!!
It’ll die out…just like everything else!
Best. Rant. EVER.
true thas why i deleted my account it got retarded, getting friend requests fomr hoes and titty bandits?, whats the point. It came to the point where i had 13000 friends (strangers) who ive never met and will never want to meet + people who uugly i guess steal model flikx and shit (losers) =]
I hate Myspace Whats the Fucking Point SO They Have Chatrooms Speaking Next Is a Child Perv Quote “OH WOW! ITS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD ITS SO DANG INTERESTING! And i have 583756398376 Freinds and know 0 Because im a Known Child Molester, But i don’t tell the kiddies that” Unquote
Myspace is the most annoying thing ever. It eats up time, and nobody wants to read your fucking blogs. Seriously, they are incredibly boring and inane.
Furthermore, myspace is a breeding ground for ridiculous teens to say the dumbest, most melodramatic emo things. In conclusion, myspace is killing culture in nearly all regards.
lodine…
news…
MySpace has its purposes.
As with all things of this nature, to get something out of it, you have to be extremely selective and use it wisely.
As for the age-ranges of people having something to do with anything: The world does not belong to 23 and younger individuals, nor does it belong to unattractive white male computer programmers (i.e., the typical Wikipedia editor demographic).
That said, you get what you pay for: If you “add” people you don’t know, you get whatever comes to you.
And if you think there’s any kind of reality in dealing with people you don’t know (in the flesh), then I suggest you get some needed therapy.
MySpace is an effective tool, but like all such tools, it’s useless in the wrong hands.
myspace is just a sucker for heards. omg some of that shit i’ve seen on there wow…a bunch of idiots, they spend like hours, and hours of their lifes hoping to “make friends” and get hundred of bulletins wishing them a happy birthday! wow.!
let me also add they waste your time throwing adds in your face. and now they got it on mobile.!
I use Photobucket a lot and I’ve never seen the bandwidth image. Other than that (from what little I know about MySpace) everything is hilarious!
Hahahaha…you’re funny…[[no really]]]. Yeah, Im addicted to myspce[[ive spent like ten hours on it once]] somtimes I dont see whats the point in it. I think what you wrote is fucking funny, i rolled on the floor laughing until i fucking nearly turned blue xD some of the comments taht were sent to you were also pretty hilarious, i nearly cried. I was very unahppy unitl i looked this shit up and i just laughed.
hm–myspace hater. that’s funny. xD i love it. xD you should be a comedian.
hahah! sorry about the cuss words, i looked at this and was like, crap! :[ ah well… xD so many immature people yeling at you for stating an opion…isnt there a freedom of speech thang going on? xD
I am a YA author who has used myspace extensively for the past two and a half years. I accumulated over 71,000 friends and probably hold the largest author profile on myspace.
I use myspace, primarily, as a means to contact readers of fantasy and to spread word about a novel I’ve written called Luthiel’s Song.
For one thing, I am fanatical about responding to fan mail. Unfortunately, as myspace has a hair trigger policy on spam, due my high daily usage, I was flagged and as of this writing no longer have use of my profile.
I do not use bots. I am not a porn site.
I promote literacy to students aged 11-17 and I write books.
In order to save all my hard work and prevent my profile from becoming deleted, I contacted myspace directly. Not only did it take them three days to reply to my first email, the original message I received stated my profile would be usable again immediately with all changes having set within 24 hours.
24 hours has come and gone but I still do not have access to my profile’s ability to email, request friends, and send comments.
I contacted myspace once more.
Their answer to me — ‘wait another 24 hours.’
All for something I never did in the first place — spam.
I am of two minds about myspace. On one hand, it is a fantastic platform for networking and gives artists like me an amazing opportunity (or so it seems). On the other, profile deletion occurs very often and the reasons tend to be nothing short of arbitrary. In all, I’d say the relationship between myspace and its clientel is adversarial at best.
Despite all of this, I happen to need myspace. I sincerely wish there was another site on the internet that provided what myspace does but without the prospect of an axe hanging over my head if I send replies out to my fanmail.
Thoughts??
No offense, but if an “illiterate high school dropout” could easily spot and figure out that it sucks, I wonder what kind of people is still there… and the amount scares!
While I do enjoy myspace when people aren’t fucktards, there are definitely plenty of fucktards on it…
Three of my biggest bitches about myspace are:
1 - 16 bulletins in one day from one person. I hate this, because there actually are some people who put up a bulletin that has some substance to it, and I have to sort through all of these “doomsday if you don’t repost” bulletins to find them.
2 - “Doomsday if you don’t repost” bulletins. Come on, people. Even if you think what the bulletin says is cute or clever or whatever, drop off the warning about your dog getting genital warts that some mental patient put on it at some point 2 years ago when it first started going around.
3 - Web cam whores. This one is particularly annoying to me. For a few reasons.
One, It annoys me that a 45 year old fat man is dumb enough to actually think some hot ass 17 year old girl actually wants him.
Two, I’m gay. Whoever these people are who set these up don’t have the sense God gave a rock. You don’t try to market electricity to the Amish, you don’t try to market jockstraps to women, and you sure as hell don’t try to market young hot girls to a gay man. It bothers me that there are people in the world dumb enough to not figure this out. Even from their “evil marketing” point of view, it would be beneficial to exclude gay men from their search - they’d get a much better rate of return, and it’s as simple as not checking the “gay” box on the myspace search.
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To the twats who want bitch about Tom not running MySpace…
Yes, it is true, MySpace is owned by the Fox people. But, back when you were still potty training, there really was a Tom and he hadn’t sold MySpace for many millions of dollars yet. Believe it or not, the world hasn’t always existed as it does now.
Since the sale, he probably really is wiping his ass with $100 bills. He’s also probably found some web cam whores with whom to run off to his newly purchased private island. At least thats what I’d do if I were in his shoes. But my web cam whores would obviously be guys…
Also… I find it ironic that people are on here bitching about his point of view by saying that all you have to do is delete people from your MySpace or ignore them.
Hmm…
Maybe that could possibly apply in this situation if you disagree with whats been said here?
Imagine that.
Thanks for the latest batch of comments. One day a new social site will become king.
It is all so true. Great job! Here’s a suggestion- for the next problem, you should add some comments about why people type like this: Yo GuRl WhAt Up ThIs ShYt Is CoOl.
I fucking hate that shit!
1. Get Spell check (ignorant ass holes!)
2. Type correctly. Doing so might make you sound more educated, because people who type like that AND can’t spell have problems!
I was introduced to MySpace about three weeks ago. at first I thought it was “cool”. Tonight I deleted that shit. I mean for crying out loud, no one has anything intelligent to say. MWAH, LOL, PMPL. And none of those bastards can spell. Everyone is Angel and my personal favourite, HUNI. WTF??? HUNI, that’s not a word!! I must admit, it was way funny to post the most riciculous website on the planet at first. I went from gay to EMO, to bi, to not sure, mormon to moron, in the space of three weeks. This shit is just not real. It does damage to the intellect. What the hell is a blurb? Why does Tom need 15 billion thousand friends? I deleted him and then BAM, he was back the next day. For all those who consider joining MySpace, if you get a no on any of the options below, you should not join MySpace: -
1. I am under 15 years