I picked up Robin from work and we went to lunch at the lobby house in Dover. It's a decent little bar and grill with a nice outside sitting area overlooking a pond. It was a sunny day so we decided to sit outside by the water. We ordered our food, Robin had a Steak wrap and I went with a Pastromi sandwich. While waiting for our food I begin to get bored. I decided to pluck at Robin's nerves a bit. A little bit innocent fun.

The main topic of the day is the death of a friends pet. I am sorry for her loss and I hope she doesn't get offended with this part of the story. See, Her dog ran out of the house and was stuck by a speeding car. The car did not even stop. I mentioned to Robin that perhaps this guy didn't see the dog or know he had even hit it. She said it was impossible because you would feel the impact. I disagreed with her and she asked me If I had ever hit an animal...

"No..well, yes, kinda" , I said.
"what?"
"well I had a cat commit suicide by SUV"
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My wife

Originally uploaded by krismallory.

Flicker: this is a picture of my hot wife taken with my camera phone and sent directly to my blog through flickr. It is now set up so that i can take a picture and blog about it with my phone or I can just upload them without a blog post and they will be in the 'flickr photos' section on the side bar.

Digg: anytime i 'digg' a story it will automaticly be added to the 'digg news' section on the side bar.

Del.icio.us: anytime i add a link to my browser, it will automaticly be added to del.icio.us the social book marking site and simutaniously be added to the 'links section' on the side bar.

Im trtying to use all the web 2.0 features as i can. As API's become avalible i will be tranfering the links suck as youtube into embedded pages within stealthfiction. more coming soon.

So there I was. upstairs in the computer room. Relaxing, playing a lil' bit of poker online. I remember it like it was just 4 days ago... the date was Apr. 1 2006..........4 days ago.

The unthinkable happened. my Verizon Internet connection dropped out right in the middle of a tournament. "Oh no" I exclaimed! "if the connection doesn't come back, then my entry fee shall become forfeit!"

I call Verizon and bitch at them for incompetence, yet they claim it isn't their fault and thus must be mine. I was in the middle of telling them that they can stick their shitty service up their ass and I'll switch to comcast, when i heard someone calling my name from downstairs. it was my wife.

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