If I am elected president: By Chuck Norris (Written by the real Chuck Norris)
I was wondering the other day, if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises? I made a list I’m certain can get me elected. If I’m elected president, I will…

Recently there has been a lot of talk of ‘The N Word’ because some comedian used the word Nigger. (Gasp!) That’s right, I said Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger.
I’m not going to comment about the situation that caused everyone to get their panties in a bunch. I just want people to stop saying ‘The N [...]

We were due to fly a mission into Iraq the next day. We had already had racked up 30+ flying hours, mostly during 24 hour work days, flying back and forth from Spain to the giant sandbox. But on that particular night sometime in late 2003 our minimum crew rest in Rota, [...]