Read Mega Millions Part 4 Here

"PENIS!" One of the crazy people loudly screamed, cutting off Michelle before she could finish her sentence. After the one word outburst he didn't say anything else, he just looked around the room confused, as if he was wondering who had just shouted.

"Well," Michelle said, "That was most certainly random."

"Yeah, that's Cameron. They put him in here for some incident involving hot dogs on a subway train, It's a long story. He screams out cuss words from time to time. You get used to it." Josh said, "But what the hell, Shelly. I haven't seen you in six months! Why am I still in here? Did you find the Ticket?"
(more...)

Read Mega Millions Part 3 Here

"Doc," Josh said, "I think I'm ready to get out of here." He was in the office of the new head doctor of Spring Grove, pleading his case. His wife Michelle mistakenly had him committed to a mental institution when she came home one day and found that he had moved their living room into the front lawn. She thought he was on drugs, but as it turned out, he had just misplaced a very important piece of paper worth millions and millions of dollars.

I'm sure that kind of thing happens all the time.
(more...)

Read Mega Millions Part 2 Here

Manager Dan, and the rest of the people at the office heard someone scream "HELLO?!" from the bathroom. Everyone ignored the loud greeting, but a moment later they heard the same person quickly scream out the following: "NOOOOO! COME ON! I'M TELLING THE TRUTH! PLEASE WAIT! LISTEN TO ME! PLEASE! DON'T HANG.... "AHHHHHHHHHH-SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!"
(more...)