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Some idiot turned the corner of the isle too fast and ran directly into the front of Linda's shopping chart before she had a chance to maneuver out of the way. Linda's was about to say: watch where you're going bitch!, but before the words hit her lips, the baby in the infant carrier started screaming his head off. (more...)

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taebaeg: Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide?
TheZedWord: apparently
lemonlimeskull: Someone let him watch one of his own films.