Hey, don't get me wrong, I love my wife. I really, really do. She's a Great Girl. But sometimes... Grrr! I'm sure you guys know what I'm sayin', right?

I once told her I'd go to hell and back for her. You know, just trying to be one of those sweet husband that they are always pretending they want. Seemed like a good declaration of love as any. But after some serious consideration, I realize that I fucked up by choosing that, instead of something more simple, like, oh I don't know, maybe, "I Love You"? I know what your thinking. 'I love yous' aren't very goddamn manly, right? You'd rather say something like, "I'd slay ten-thousand kittens in your name." Yes, I did just make that up off the top of my head. And yes, it is pretty kick ass. Chuck Norris might even be proud.
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By this guy here: http://www.jonlajoie.com/

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