Dead clowns

i’m not crazy
but I was crazy once though….
then they put me away

took some lsd
everything was going good
good as good could be
I sat in the dark alone
watching the twilight zone
on my 13″ black & white T.V.
hoping the monsters on the screen
couldn’t get me

then I got paranoid, shaken, scared
then out of the ground came a dead clown
with a purple beard!?

and he said
“don’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you,
you can’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you!
don’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you,
you can’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you!”

he laughed then he grabbed my shirt
I KUNG FU kicked him in the head &
that shit musta hurt

he started to shake & cough
so I kicked him again & his head fell off
what is happing to me
is this a dream or reality
unknown voices in my head
telling me i’m dead
shaking are my hands
put in a trance
numb is the pain
I’ve gone insane
black is cold
my emotions folded
anger ripped through me
open my eyes and now I can’t see

they came and put me in a room
where the walls are padded
I can’t bang on the door
’cause i’m in a motha fuckin straitjacket
I heard them clowns laughin
they where laughin at me
one of em hit me with a shovel
then I must have fell asleep
that night I slept &
dreamt I was in a hearse
driving through a cemetery

seven of the eleven dead clowns
where running after me
I screamed in panic
then one of em yelled back
“your Skitzafrantic!!!”

Then they said in sync
“don’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you,
you can’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you!
don’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you,
you can’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you!”

I awoke
I was tied to a bed
a dead clown had 2 paddles
and stuck em on my head
through my body ran electricity
then I realized
I just got shock therapy

I can’t speak cause I was gagged
next thing I know
i’m in a body bag

I came too when they opened the door
I looked the dead clowns in the eyes
and said FU-FU-FUCK all you whores
I was fucking pissed
because of these bitches
I got a permanent twitch
I hope this shit isn’t real
must be a permanent trip.

and they all said,
“don’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you,
you can’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you!
don’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you,
you can’t go to sleep ’cause the clowns will eat you!”

I’m not crazy
but I was crazy once though….
then they put me away

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