This is pretty funny so I thought I would share. Warning: NSFW
“Hey There Delilah”
by John Cheese
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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like to have big titties?
Everytime I fuck your asshole, I imagine Conway Twitty, yes I do.
I fantasize that you’re a dude…
One who’s tattooed.
Hey there, Delilah, don’t you worry about my dicklessness.
I’m just an emo fag,
I’d fuck your younger brother shitless.
Yes I would.
I jack off to “Boys in the Hood.”
I yank ...