Rich, famous, or both.

As I write this I’m sitting on an air mattress in my otherwise empty house in Dover De. I’m here alone. Right now the room I’m in smells like paint. I’ve just finished up on one of the walls and I’m about to start on the next one.

Looking out the window, I’m reminded why I’m here. There’s a ‘for sale’ (or rent) sign in the front yard. The house has been on the market for a couple of months now ...

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Who the hell is Kendra?!

So I’m sitting in my computer chair, just relaxing and drinking a miller ‘chill’ (piss water with lime. And before you wonder if these are good. No they suck. Don’t buy them.) when I hear my bedroom door open and then slam upstairs. I hear my wife stomp down the steps. Just by her walk, i can tell she’s pissed about something. But that’s pretty much a daily occurrence so i don’t even bother to look up and ask her ...

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Men in Black

While checking some news on the net, I had the T.V. on in the background tunes to PBS, a documentary film about soldiers in Iraq called Operation homecoming. A segment came on that caught my attention. It was interesting enough to want to share it with others. a quick Youtube search turned it up. It’s called Man in Black. The visuals are great, it’s a well written testomony, and well narrated. Unfortunately the language has been edited, but ...

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If I Am Elected.

If I am elected president: By Chuck Norris (Written by the real Chuck Norris)

I was wondering the other day, if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises? I made a list I’m certain can get me elected. If I’m elected president, I will…

  • Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can’t vote on anything.
  • Cut spending by dismissing the Secret Service, at least for my ...
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    Crazy Insane or Insane Crazy.

    Alright, I’ll admit that I’ve been in a messed up in the head for awhile now. I just assume that the world sucks and nobody is really really happy. Things don’t go the way hope or life just kicks your ass or maybe sometimes people just get depressed for no reason. It’s normal, suck it up, don’t be a whiny bastard, and continue on. That’s what you’re supposed to do (I think). The question is, what happens when ...

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