Ba Humbug

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everybody was fucking
even the mouse

Mom at the whorehouse
and Dad smoking grass
I’d just settled down
for a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my ass
to see what was the matter

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick

He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
that fat fucker had fell

He filled all our stockings
with playboys and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother, the queer

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
He Pissed on you all
and have a hell of a night!”

Happy Holidays Fuckers.



  1. hardybar  December 24, 2006

    With a little old driver
    holding his dick
    I new in a minute
    that bastard was Nick

  2. Jessica Potee  December 12, 2007

    Oh my. You have some issues, my friend 😉 lol funny stuff 😉

  3. Lila  December 18, 2007

    whered you get this? My first boyfriend a long time ago gave me this poem LOL…wouldnt it be weird if you were him…. :)

  4. Kris  December 18, 2007

    haha maybe i am. send me a pic 😀


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