Revenge of the fat: The Second part in the 'Fat' series.

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Not so long ago, in this damn galaxy (not a far far away galaxy, nobody cares about far away galaxies anyway) there was a man. Nothing remarkably special about him...Just a man. At one point in his life he was a sexy bitch and all the girls wanted him. No, really, stop laughing damn it, they did. It did not last, the evil calorie forces had set out to weigh the man down. (pun intended)

This man got involved in an epic war fighting the Fat! The battles raged on and the man forced the fat back, their lines (waist, that is) steadily retreating. The casualties were many, snack's, soda, fast food, were abandoned by the man and left to rot.
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The other day Robin, Aaron, and I stopped into game stop to pre-order the new Nintendo Wii. I still can't get over the name, Wii... as in We, but could be Weeeeeeee. (more on that later) 'Revolution' would have made a much better name, but no, Nintendo had to be difficult.

Are you scared of terrorist attacks on American soil?

Do you feel safe because American troops are fighting the war against terrorism? In Iraq?

Are you scared of the way America has changed since the attacks?

When America was hit hard, I did not feel afraid... I was pissed off. I wanted action, I wanted unity, I wanted defense. America was on the right track and I was extremely proud of my county and proud of my president. America was strong and united. Until..

Something odd happened. The Taliban supposedly had bin laden. The U.S. made an offer to them, if they turned over Bin Laden,the U.S. would provide aid to them and support them in Afghanistan, even recognize them as the legal government. They Refused. Then Almost overnight, the Taliban themselves were branded terrorists, and the public was made aware of what kind of government the Taliban really was. They needed to be ousted. So, America, we are going to war.

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